hopefully the last fe4 status update that i'll ever have to write

i know, i know. we've been through this song and dance a fucktillion times by now. and just like clockwork, here i am again after another year mostly comprised of unrelated ramblings and dead air, flogging a dead horse of an anniversary to make promises about a patch that is Totally Coming Soon People™: promises which, frankly, must be sounding pretty bloody hollow to most people by now. it's something i feel incredibly guilty about - that my slowness is constantly screwing over so many other people who have better things to do - but things are looking up

( Your rampant buffoonery will be the downfall of our house - or is that your intent?! )